60th Birthday Gag Gifts
Are a Kick in the Pants!

60th birthday gag gifts. . .

stupid 60th birthday gag gifts

60th birthday gag gifts get a party going!

When someone turns 60. . . it's a BIG Deal!

If you've ever been to a 60th birthday party, you know how much the stupid gifts play a main part of the fun.

It's similar to a celebrity roast.

The guest of honor starts opening the gifts and the fun begins.

Pretty soon they'll be wearing funny hats, stupid shirts, and laughing over being told they're getting old.

Depending upon their personality, they may or may not wear their gifts after the party!

Unique Gag Gifts

You can also get really creative and combine one of their hobbies with the gag gift. Do they like to play golf? How about fishing? Either hobby is a perfect match with a funny gift.

The 1950s were great.

Giving a gift that is reminiscent of the '50s is a great idea. Just think about it. . . What's different between 1950 and now? Lots! How much were cars, houses, groceries? What were the headlines? These are unique books that will bring back lots of great memories.

Old Time Candy

Who doesn't get nostalgic when they see their favorite long time forgotten candy? Getting the birthday girl or boy to remember the candy they ate as a kid is fun! My favorite was Milk Duds and Sweet Tarts!

Remember Atomic Fire Balls, Sugar Daddy, Tootsie Pops, Tootsie Roll, Root Beer Barrels, Good & Plenty, Chick-o-Stick, and Smarties just to name a few. You can also order your favorite retro candy below. Sure to bring a grin and a smack!This present will bring back sweet memories!

You can still find lots of retro candy and toys. All would make perfect 60th birthday gag gifts.

Retro Toy Gag Gifts. . .

make great 60th birthday gag gifts. Would they get a kick out of a retro toy? What was their favorite toy? A slinky, a paddle ball, and please don't forget the Whoopie Cushion.

My favorite old toys were: Gumby and Pokey, jacks, Frisbee, slinkee, sparking space guns, super balls, silly putty and mini pinball games! Any of those would make great 60th birthday gag gifts.

60th Birthday Humor

60th birthday cards should include 60th birthday humor or 60th birthday sayings.

Here are some of my favorites:

"After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head." By Washington Irving

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

60th birthday humor

"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them." By Arnold Palmer

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." By Bob Hope

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. By Doug Larson

Sixty-year-old, one owner, needs parts ... Make offer.

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." By Jane Wagner

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened." By Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." Maurice Chevalier

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." By Mark Twain

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." By George Carlin.

60th birthday poem:
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
~Author Unknown

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